iragequitsociety:

……………………..HE KNOWS. ABORT MISSION

iragequitsociety:

……………………..HE KNOWS. ABORT MISSION

(via courtneycrawford)


juicyjacqulyn:

jellobatch:

themyskira:

Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x)

Real shit

How to make a joke involving rape

mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim

good stuff

(via theshimmydean)


fandom-pride:

rabioheab:

dropping out of school to move to the United States and become and illegal kinder egg dealer

Thank you

(via samandriel)


winrylicious:

The jokes I did not understand as a child

(via dggeoff)





shameless-fish:

[breaks into your house while riding a stag] NO TIME TO EXPLAIN HOW BUT WE’VE GOTTA GO HELP WILL GRAHAM WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT

(via deyrbnogardi)


yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!

(via mogarthegreatfagtot)


Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.

The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.

NASA Lunar Science Institute, We Originated in the Belly of a Star (2012)

(via jaimelannister)


jackbarakrying:

benedict-the-pirate:

Here’s a rose someone left on the beach

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Here’s another rose someone left on the beach

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I’m not even in this fandom and I know that this was a nono

(via theshimmydean)


nintendofunclub:

animal crossing new leaf is the game that made millions of people fall in love with a fictional yellow dog secretary

i am not an exception to this.

(via artsyaspirant)


cheshireslove:

why can’t i draw cute fanart why can’t i draw cute fanart why can’t i draw cute fanart ALL I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO IN LIFE IS DRAW CUTE FANART

(via united-states-of-americunt)


eggsammich:

you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff

(via united-states-of-americunt)