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Fighter of the Nightman

Welcome Friends! My name is Sami, I am a girl, I like to wear ribbons in my hair, and kiss all the boys. Have fun in my small corner of the universe!
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

biggie-large:

When people fuck with me and my crew

biggie-large:

When people fuck with me and my crew

after i fainted

nurse: how many fingers?
me: 3 with some lube

(Source: lestral)

roantnerd:

clonedelta4:

Where’s me money!?

mr krabs confirmed

roantnerd:

clonedelta4:

Where’s me money!?

mr krabs confirmed

chadleymacguff:

“Little Latin boy in drag, WHY are you crying?”

(Source: mrgolightly)


Track Name: "Every Teenagers #217"
Played: 845245 times
pkmnprofessorgarrett:

The real Kelsey needs to calm THE FUCK down she is out of control

pkmnprofessorgarrett:

The real Kelsey needs to calm THE FUCK down she is out of control

(Source: ambiponn)

1,167,596 plays

jessipalooza:

felix-kjellbergs-suspenders:

octogirl:

felicefawn:

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

STOP IT

hELP

varae-ver-you-are

(Source: videohall)

(Source: cooopernatural)

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

(Source: missdontcare-x)

isaacmccall:

The Pack + Social Media where Danny definitely knows

(others in the series) 

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

(Source: empresszoysia)