Track Name: "Gavin Free's Famous Quotes" Played: 3650 times
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember
due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today are exponentially more appealing than past generations.
So if you ever went back in time people would be amazed at your beauty and probably think you were some sort of god/goddess
I might be broke, desperate, and nearly homeless…
My main goal in life is to go to my high school reunion looking hot as fuck
when someone who’s normally really sweet says something really terrifying
american horror story: finding a job after college
Oh my god
that sorta counts?
he looks baked
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
Having problems finding a lipstick color for your cosplay? Look no further. I just found someone’s video tutorial on how to make lipsticks out of crayons. In the video she says that she found out that all of her favourite lipsticks had lead and that she found out that she could make lipstick out of lead free crayons. The entire time I was watching this video, I thought that it would work amazingly for someone looking for some cerulean blue lipstick for Vriska or Jade green lipstick for Kanaya or maybe some other cosplay character who has a weird lipstick color. In the video she also says that you could mix crayon colors to make weird colors.
I don’t even wear lipstick ever, but learning you can make it out of crayons now got me all excited to try it. o-o
I thought this was interesting for all you fangirls/cosplayers on a budget. Seems like a really cool idea.
so you know how a vulcan kiss is like this?
well i was in math class and and this guy and i were trying to high five but we were too far away so we just touched out two fingers together like this^^
and then i sat down and thought about it for a second.
then i went “hey patrick, are you a trekkie?”
and he went “no, but my parents are huge trekkies”
and i went “so you know what’s up?”
and he went “oh, i know what’s up.”
I ship it